This is brilliant.Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box
19th century
Christie’s
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i just shot through my inner thigh
I guess I could live without a foot
……Well I just shot myself through the skull…..
Through my jaw bone.
Fuck.
Right foot
Not bad.
Urg right in the gut!
OW My heart :’(
Ugh
Some days, being female is just not worth it.
Have craving.
Make food of craving.
Begin eati- Oh.
That food makes me feel ill.
Great.
Ta.
‘Cause the cramps and bleeding wasn’t bad enough.
kelseygrammer-yourewaytoointoit:
“I am hungry. What is the time?”
SO. MUCH. ACCURACY.
“sodden and muddy.” Oh joy.
“a thunderstorm was brewing inside of it.”
“The expletive is useful as a pointer.”
“Anti-Memorial Day Demonstration”.
“without an interpreter in the room”.
“like pintos and grays”
“Sarcasm is as sarcasm does”
“So I IM’d him”
“setting fire to the place meant a lot to me.”
(what that one was kind of cool)
“…for which he had been sent to earth.”
“according to Malarkey.”
“…deutsches Bier…”
I don’t even like beer
“he doing here?”
I like it. Sassy.
OH. MY. JESUSCAKE.
I just started watching Gilmore Girls.
Jared is so fucking adorable!
But his voice is all wierd and low. o.O
Spent the last twenty minutes brushing my hair
because it feels nice and Im awake at 6:30AM and I no longer live with my mum and sister for them to play with my hair anymore :(
SO
I totally slept. It’s 6AM and I TOTALLY closed my eyes for more than five minutes last night.
That’s a dirty lie, actually.
I was finishing my audiobook (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) in anticipation of seeing the film sometime this week, partialy because there was only like, an hour to go when I got vaguely sleepy, then BAM.
I was 5AM and me? NOT sleepy anymore.
And there’s birds in the tree outside my window.
I’m just gonna zombie my way through today, then. Hooray.
Awesome nature sounds generator.
you can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.
No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything.
i have thunder, heartbeat whales and tribal drums all at 100% and its terrifying me a little
forest birds + waterfall + fire + rain = heaven
